Actual Food Porn
I’m realizing people don’t do this nearly as much anymore, but for a WHILE THERE, people kept hashtagging things online as #skyporn or #cloudporn or whatever-porn, and I couldn’t stop myself from thinking, "and yet nothing's having sex with anything." You can't just use words like that. To drive this point home, I scripted and produced a video of what "food porn" would actually look like. Watching it again a year later is like "oh wow, that turned out a little more intense than I originally imagined it", but hey, I didn't make up the hashtag.